Wednesday, April 23, 2008

First blow job

A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartender stunned by this order asks the man, what is the occasion.

The man says, “I’m celebrating in a way.”

The bartender asks the man what he’s celebrating.

The man smiles and says, “I’m celbrating my first Blowjob.”

The bartender says, “Well now, that sure is worth celbrating. Hell, I’ll buy you another shot. It’s on me!

The man says, “No thanks. If 12 shots don’t get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.”

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